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Sunday, January 2, 2011

A NIGHT OUT: THE LAST/FIRST INTERVIEW

THE NEW AND OLD
INTERCONNECTING

 To
A todo arquitecto de maquetas

DANIEL VELEZ CLIMENTI

 spoke person:

GABRIEL BERRIZ
LANDSCAPE ARCHITECT
GUEST STAR
gbcj:  I may have been an exotic, without invitation migrant, but what about that mussel on steroids in your footer picture?

ACajan:  Your lame career, polluting the isle with lame installations with too many palm trees, lawns and hedges does not give you permission to describe mistakenly anything on this landmark blog. You got that clear, yellow belly scumbag?

gb: Sure. Knowing your fair treatment of those like moi and the oposition, making a buck for a 'better future' and my family, it is not surprising..
ACajan:  Screw your better future, every one else and architects/landscaping mentally retarded ones, lacking the understanding of birth control.  You have never published anything, not even a calendar, I have.
On the other hand, this being  my blog is natural to demonstrate my potential to become an illustrated dictator with a few limitations.

gb: Whatever...


ACajan: That is the way I like it.  Landscape architects and the others STINK. Accomplices in the destruction of the puercorican scenery, lacking not only in depth notions of the vegetation installed, but of SCALE and PROPORTION in their designs, buildings. Mothersuckers, designing concrete moles blocking the view of the ocean for every juan. Those  living in hot water leaking concrete vertical match boxes and pedestrians alike. All of you suck.


gb:
Great. Is this your revenge for keeping you waiting for an interview 8 years ago, when you had some enthusiasm and hope in Puercorican people and exotics alike?


ACAJAN:
Ah,  foreign maggot do you remember?
No, it is not revenge. I do. It is poetic justice? BUahaha. Juat the suck is poetic justice ani jau?When you saw my resume and asked about my NY Botanical Garden credentials...following the interrogation  about my wife and her IRS job, your face changed colors, as in money laundering, tax evasion...Apparently a mode among some/most people in landscaping enterprises.... 


The clam like structure is one of the best icons in the history of Puerto Rico, USA. As cool, in my opinion, to those sails of Le  Corbusier down under. It is really a giant one result of those early experiments with radioactivity. The Manhattan Project, for example...That is how that icon of the prostitution/gambling industry that tourism really is, became to be known in 1958, when the hotel was inaugurated.

Now if you forgive me I am exhausted, but I will promise to finish in the future. Could you publish something, for free in the web?

From here to eternity.

Remember that only you can prevent forest fires or " To die blogging is to live forever"
Kofla Olivieri





2 comments:

  1. At least this landscape architect is not like those you describe!! Passion is a good thing.

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  2. Thank god. Down here, aesthetics, scale and proportion seem dead on arrival.

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